Olleh, I am smarter than a calculator. When I play basketball, I leap like a frog, I guard like an alligator, and I wish I was lightening quick. I could beat people in fifteen on one by dunking on each of them, the basketball obeys my orders. I can be loud as a siren when I sports and when I feel energized, but I am as quiet as a ninja. I sleep like a sloth, and when I can't become a zombie. I fix computers better than Bill Gates. I can make people awkward better than a first date.