Aside for Act 2

Nurse about Mercutio to the audience
Oh that foul mouthed annoying man plays dirty
Who is he to make jokes out of my looks?
His friend is a much better man than him
I do not know why he plays with that brat

And where is my admirer to help me
He should be helping poor me when needed
I am sure he can do better than that
And he said he will pull out his sword for me